You can tell when it's a mans idea

Sometimes it just totally sucks to be a girl. We have a party to go to this weekend at the Fox Theater. I am really excited about it and I really think it will be amazing! It is a pre-holiday party for Adam's masters program. Here is the deal that sucks. The attire on the invitation says "Business to Cocktail." Can you tell it was a man? What woman in their right mind would leave such a huge gap? Guys have it so easy. khakis, button down and a tie. Me? Do I wear a cocktail dress? Skirt and shirt? Slacks and a sweater? ARGH! MEN!