Life in the South

The trials and tribulations of parenthood and living away from family from a "Yankee" raising a baby in the south.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

At least this wasn't me



Well, things could have been worse about me driving around in circles on 285, check this story out:

This lady got pulled over for her bumper sticker!

http://www.11alive.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=77880

Running in Circles

(or driving for that matter)

So, I quit Hallmark and I am now with a temp agency. With this temp agency, I was just assigned a 10 week job. (Which is really cool, we are scoring the Maryland State Graduation Test essays) Anyways, I was going to my second day of work yesterday and ran into a little trouble. You see, the loop around the city here is 285 (aka "The Perimeter"). Well, having the directions the first time, it was quite easy. Yesterday, since I have to leave at 6:30 to get there by 8, I was a little tired.

I come to where I get on 285, and I think to myself (while going 70 mph), do I need East or West? Well, West says "Atlanta" and East says "Macon and Greenville." Well, Macon is WAY south, and hell, Greenville isn't even in GA. So, I picked West. 20 minutes later when I looked up and thought it was strange that it looked like the airplanes were landing on me. I ended up at the damn airport! Shit!

So now, it's about 7:15 and traffic is really starting pick up, and I got stuck in a traffic jam, so I was 20 minutes late. ARGH! I did have enough sense to call in and tell them I was stuck in traffic. Needless to say, no one there will know that I went the wrong damn way on a great big circle. How embarrassing. And I had just gotten an e-mail from my aunt saying how "cosmopolitan" I was becoming living in a big city. Cosmopolitan my ass, I can't even go the right way on a big circle!

Sunday, March 12, 2006

When I retire

When I retire I am going to live somewhere that it is about 70 and sunny every day.

After returning this week from Maine, where the temperature was around 35, to "Hotlanta" when I deplaned (De Plane De Plane!) (sorry) it was 75, I decided this. It is so difficult to dress for a 6:30 a.m. freezing departure in Maine to a 75 arrival! I had 2 sweatshirts tied around my waist and was carrying my winter coat! It was crazy!