Oh the Nasty Bathroom Stories

Busy blogging day, and yet another entry inspired by Heather. A few months ago Heather had multiple posts on terribly gross bathroom stories (and yes, each link is a different story)! Okay, so after what I experienced at work today I felt the need to share my stories too.

Story 1:
A few weeks ago I am in the bathroom and the person in the stall next to me is taking a pregnancy test. OMG! Okay, first of all do it at home. Second of all, if you have to do it at work because you just have to know, don't lay the stick on the floor while you wait for the results. (It was negative by the way, I was in there for the sigh of relief). That is just gross.

Story 2: (even worse)
So I go in the bathroom today, and the person next to me again has their business spread all over the floor. This time it wasn't an EPT though, it was someone inserting her monthly Nueva Ring. I am NOT kidding here people. Now, the worst part about this one is that it was a prescription and this persons name was in BIG BLACK BOLD letters on top of the box. The worst part about it was that I know this person we were in training together. I have 2 words for you: White Trash. Then, once the 'refill' was completed I heard some of my neighbors talking about how she threw it in the main trashcan without wrapping it in papertowels or anything so pretty much everyone who went to the bathroom saw it blazing in the trash can. I don't know what is a scarier thought. The fact she did it at work, or if she were actually reproducing.

Sad for the class of '96

So my 10 year reunion is December 23rd (which is a retarded day to have it), and needless to say I can't go, but check out this article and tell me how fun they are going to have. This is insane, and sad at the same time. Can you tell I went to high school with some real winners?

http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/search/content/gen/ap/BKO_Dead_Players.html

Throw the book at OJ

So one of my most Awesome Friends, Heather, has her own blog too, and a while back, she blogged about OJ and his retarded book deal . . .Well, you have to check this game out, it is hysterical! (Can you tell how slow it has been at work for me with all these fun links?) You get to throw the book at OJ!

http://www.gsn.com/minigames/minigame.php?id=11

Since it's 70 here and almost Chirstmas

Here is the next best thing to snow!

http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com/

You can tell it's a full moon

Again, can't help but blog from work now. A real request submitted via e-mail (no changes made)

"i am looking for a job as a mc. i think i have good chance. i can rhyme and my cusin knows goodie mob. thank yuo"

And another one just came in:

"Can somebody please tell me where in the world is carmen sandiego"

Holy Crap

Seriously, blogging at work right now because I am still in a state of shock. Real phone call, just hung up. Person needed to know how to spell Queens, New York to search for a job. He called me to spell Queens for him. Wow. I am at a loss for words.